Docknockers Lake of the Ozarks Request List:

Docknockers Beach Bar and Grill would like all women to please donate any lingerie or bathing suits, bras, panties and unused toys to the establishment. All men must hit the wallet checkpoint before entering. If it's too short to meet our girth's standards, we have an ATM. Please don't steal from this creative crab shack...it makes us pissed and sexually frustrated...besides all items in this dump are for sale...including the employees! All unatended children and ladies with clothing will be forced to walk the plank and some sold as slaves!